Tuesday, February 21, 2006

You know you live in Des Moines when...

-Your 5 minute commute home takes 45 minutes at least twice a week.
-You see at least 3 crazy homeless people on the way home. (walking, hopping or twitching along the road faster than your car)
-State wrestling/farm show/anything else at Vets or Wells Fargo comes to town and you have to drive the "old" car to work in case some teen/farmer/etc hits it in your parking ramp. You also know not to go out to lunch or enter the skywalk during that week, because they will be standing in the middle of the skywalk staring at the map in hordes.
- You cannot work after 5pm for fear that you will be accosted after dark waiting for the bus to get to the parking ramp.

Oh, I love this city so much!

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